Monday, January 10, 2011

Jellybean Novelty Door Mats -- "So cute you try to avoid stepping on them and end up tripping over your cat."

Of course it doesn't matter if you do step on a Jellybean mat, even if you've just returned from a vigorous pigeage session --
pigeage = stomping on grapes.
(don't attempt this at home unless Fox News is recording you doing it, so we can laugh at you.)

Jellybean mats are some of the softest, most durable door mats on the market, and may be machine washed regularly. Like the hues comprising our very own Star Spangled Banner, these colors don't run.



You might be thinking these mats lack durability, feeling so plush and comfortable to the touch. Maybe they're too delicate, with such unusually vibrant colors and cute, casually chic designs.

WRONG. These door mats are more durable than you. You can't be washed in a washing machine. You aren't immune to fading or mildew. You will succumb eventually to wear and tear. You aren't a novelty door mat that can go outdoors or in. I don't want to step on you with my bare feet, or with my shoes on.


In many ways, Jellybeans are, and will always be, better than you. Fortunately, you may buy them. www.Outdoorrugsonly.com has the widest selection of Jellybean rugs on the internet. 

Order before 4 p.m. Eastern time during the week, and they'll ship from our warehouse THAT DAY. Did we mention shipping was free?



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